I got this from my Aunt Angie in email and thought it is damn funny....too funny not to share! Have fun. Hope your Sunday's been splendid so far.
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Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.
It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on...."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng!
Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"
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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go
"kwah,kwah, kwah".
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae.
QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER: Hoo hoo hoo.
And here is a classic ....
QUESTION: What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."
and
Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."
I have been doing this pose, part of Cosmic Dance (a type of yoga, I am assuming), called Stargazer pose without knowing it is called Stargazer's pose a lot in the past. You see, sometimes, I don't follow the rules and come up with my own stretches and poses. It is fun. I have on some music, nice, soothing music or just anything I can click on. Then I go with the flow, letting my hair down. Just moving to the music...and that is when I come up with the above Stargazer's pose. This pose really stretches your sides. Keep your eyes on the outstretched hand if you are keeping it pointed to the top, as if you are waving or connecting to a higher energy from the Universe. Your arms will ache a little but hey, toned arms, here you come! :-) For those who want a bigger stretch, it is safe to slowly and gently move the lifted hand towards your back...don't overdo it, listen to your body's complaints and respect it. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, reme
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